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Front Hole Massage

October 31, 2026•2 min read

🔍Let's demystify some sh!t, shall we?

The woo-woo new age movement loves to put all kinds of things under the umbrella of the mystery.

And DUH, I'm ALL for surrendering to the mystery of sexual energy…

But sometimes what gets called mysterious is just something omitted from our schooling 👀

Like the anatomy of our holes, how ejaculation actually works, or the fact that ALL bodies have a prostate (yes, even those assigned female at birth), with pleasure potential that even experienced players might not know how to explore.

Some of this isn't a mystery! It's science (+ the brilliance of God's design)... And we're going to learn it.

I'm hosting a new series of sexual anatomy and pleasure masterclasses inside the Parlor, starting with:

📅 DEC 5 - Front Hole Massage - 1-3 PM

📍Virtual, Online

🎟️ Grab Your Slot

We'll explore the anatomy of the AFAB front hole, the muscle groups involved, and massage techniques to help you understand and engage with this part of the body more intentionally (whether you got one or you're playing with one, 10/10 recommend).

And this is just the beginning.

The next classes in the series will explore:

  • AFAB Ejaculation: The biology and physiology behind ejaculation, where and how it happens, and techniques for exploring it.

  • AFAB Prostate Stimulation: The anatomy of the AFAB prostate, ways to explore direct and indirect stimulation, and the safety and hygiene practices that support healthy play.

My intention is to use science to demystify the parts we can understand, so we have more room to surrender to the parts we can't.

Bc knowing more about your body can open up a whole lot more possibilities for pleasure.

Here's how to join us:

If you're a Parlor member, these masterclasses are included in your membership 🪅🥳

The Parlor is $49/month, and you get access to the masterclasses I teach throughout the year as part of your membership.

Not a member? You can join the Parlor OR purchase an individual masterclass for $220.

So if you've been wanting to learn with me more regularly, this is a pretty delicious place to start.

👉 https://masterclassdec2026.widowandweaver.com/

Let's get curious about our bodies, shall we?

Priestess Francesca
Priestess Francesca is a Somatic Sexologist, Certified Dominatrix, and Ordained Priestess exploring kink, taboo desire, power, sexuality, and relationships. Host of the Gutter Wisdom Podcast, featured in Cosmopolitan and Gothamist.
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