WAYS I FUCK AROUND WITH YA
soooo…
how deep we goin?
There’s no one right way to explore sex, intimacy, and relationships. This work supports seekers and kinksters at every stage of their journey – from those starting to explore their secret 1am browser history to those needing the relational skills to build a connection as strong as it is hot ready to elevate an already established brand. Maybe you want a place to explore the secret to those ready for a completely bespoke deep dive into your particular flavor of holy filth.
Wherever you’re at, there’s a door into my world.
↓ PICK YOUR DOSAGE OF EROTIC MEDICINE
THE PARLOR
Monthly membership for holy freaks
A low-dose, ongoing place to explore desire, sexuality, and the places your “healing” has gotten a little too fucking serious. Come excavate the taboo, get into the sacred AND filthy, and start turning insight into lived erotic reality.
BECOME A RELATIONSHIP BADASS
12-week group training for high-intensity intimacy
For when you understand your patterns but still lose your shit when love gets real. Build the relational skills to communicate, negotiate, repair, hold boundaries, and design relationships that actually fit your life.
PRIVATE COACHING
Your specificity, met in the depths.
For the person who wants to go deeper, faster, and completely bespoke. We work with your actual relationships, desires, patterns, and edges — with ongoing private coaching or a one-time Freak School intensive.
IMMERSIONS IN THE FLESH
Private in-person erotic experiences
Some medicine needs to be experienced in the flesh, bedside, in the blood and bones. From a private NYC dungeon session to an overnight or multi-day immersion, every experience is meticulously negotiated, engineered around your specificity, and held with serious intention before, during, and after.
THE MEMBERSHIP FOR HOLY FREAKS
THE PARLOR
Stop working on yourself and start getting turned on.
Oh hiiii healing junkie… lemme guess? You’ve gone on all the retreats, done all the therapy, journaled till dawn but, somehow, you've meditated the fire right out of your bedroom. The Parlor is the monthly membership for seekers ready to detox from the spiritual treadmill and would prefer their eye gazing come served with a heavy dose of “oh my fucking godddd 🥵”
It’s a sacred space to explore your taboo desires and translate them into a lived reality… without the love-and-light kink shaming or the knock-off Sanskrit of plastic spiritual performance. If it's hot, it's healing™ as long as you do it like an adult.
This is the sex ed we all needed and never got.
Excavate your taboo in The Dissection Room
Monthly live scene design + x-rated Q&A where we find the medicine in your "dark" desires. Stop pathologizing the heat between your legs and start using it as the portal to the most liberated intimacy of your life — safely, skillfully, and without shame.
Get sanctified at The Altar & schooled in The Back Alley
Monthly prayer for the holy freaks to reorient to what's True, plus exclusive sessions with my inner circle of underground erotic professionals and NYC disruptors. This is where integration happens — the sacred AND the filthy, under one roof.
The Parlor opens just a few times a year. Priority list folks get first access (and the best treats) before doors open to the public.
GROUP COACHING FOR HIGH-INTENSITY INTIMACY
BECOME A RELATIONSHIP BADASS
You've done the therapy and could write a dissertation on your "Mommy-Daddy shit." Congrats. But the moment the fight starts or a fringe fantasy gets your blood pumping or something makes you go ooOowwWwiieeEEe 🤕, all that theory goes out the window.
Become a Relationship Badass is the 12-week training ground where self-aware people finally build skill to match their brilliant insight. You’ll learn to steer into the skid instead of bracing for the crash, and to design relationships that actually fit YOU… not some mold of what “healthy" is supposed to look like.
Train the skills for when love gets intense
The 6 Core Competencies of Relational Badassery move you from "knowing better" to "doing better" — negotiating without manipulation, holding boundaries without going cold, repairing ruptures in real time, and being forged into a deeper capacity for Love no matter how deep the pain goes. Stop white-knuckling your connection and build a container as safe as it is hot.
Vanilla mold or freaky mold… still a mold. Let’s break it.
NEW! Relationship Design Days. Real freedom isn't picking from option A, B, C, or D… It's having the confidence and clarity to know what YOU actually want and having the skill to build it in reality. We take the relationship frameworks and walk you through your own deep sacred needs so you can architect connections and dynamics that serve your real life, not someone else's version of ‘liberated’
💯 because your polycule doesn't have to look like a sex cult, and your monogamy doesn't have to look like a 1950s sitcom, BET.
BRB runs as a live training twice a year. Waitlist folks get first dibs on seats (and INSANE treats) before doors open.
JUST ME AND YOU, KIDDO 😉
PRIVATE COACHING
Group work gives you the architecture and frameworks. Private work gives you YOUR blueprint.
Two ways to work with me one-on-one, virtually.
Both completely bespoke, both under total confidentiality: an ongoing coaching container for the deep rebuild, or Freak School, a 90-minute intensive where I decode your desires and write your personal filthy bible (your gunna wanna frame it). Just you, me, and the erotic life only you can live.
The deep rebuild, designed around your wiring
An ongoing 1:1 container (monthly or 2x/month, 6-month minimum) where we work your actual patterns, your real relationships, and your edges — at the pace of your capacity. It’s like having a priestess in your pocket... care that evolves as you do, from a guide who can hold the sacred, the perverted and the strategic with equal skill.
Freak School: your filthy bible in 90 minutes
One potent intensive… aka the Parlor on steroids. We decode the core need beneath your filth, then I engineer your personal Erotic Expansion Protocol: custom scenes, written erotica that’ll have you throbbing and dripping + dirty talk scripts, toys, negotiation frameworks to bring it to life with a partner or at a party. A filthy bible written for your wiring alone — delivered within the week built for immediate action.
SESSIONS FOR THE RARE FEW
IMMERSIONS IN THE FLESH
Some medicine can't be transmitted through a screen. Private Immersions take the work out of theory and put it in your cells — where the erotic becomes embodied and only what's real remains. And whether we're together for three hours or three days, every immersion is held with tremendous intention: serious prep, explicit negotiation, and integration on the other side.
Lots of filthy fun… and room for what only God can reveal.
You're not a booking. You're a relationship.
Most pros get you in and out. But I made a vow in this work: to allow myself to open my heart to every single God bearing stranger that walks through my Temple door.
Every immersion begins long before we meet (intake questionnaire, the most thorough kink checklist you’ve ever seen, my Engineering Hotness Quiz, and a negotiations call) ++ it continues long after, with Telegram support and an integration call to harvest the pearls and be witnessed in everything that was revealed. Held, not just handled.
How deep you wanna go?
Choose your depth: a few hours in my private NYC dungeon, a Fly Me To You overnight, or a luxury sacred immersion at a resort in Mexico. Every door is discreet, every experience is premium, and every one is engineered around your specificity… not a scripted fantasy someone else has already lived (I mean, there’s a reason I have a 100% re-booking rate 😏)
Fun fact: every immersion client has come back. And it’s not bc we left something undone… it’s bc being fully seen, met, cherished, and held IRL is a habit worth building.
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